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~Elephant Jokes~ by Penny 44

  Author:  28946  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/9/2002 9:00:00 PM)
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Why did the elephant paint her head yellow?

To see if blondes really did have more fun.



What do you get when you cross an elephant with a spider?

I don't know but if it crawled over your ceiling, the house would collapse.



How do you make an elephant sandwich?

First of all, you get a very large loaf...



How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn, and waits for it to grow.





I love elephant jokes :p

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Date: 4/9/2002 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    An elephant walked into a bar. "How much will you take for this stool," he asked. The bartender looked puzzled and then he said, "Why on Earth would you want it?" The elephant replied simply, "I'm sooooooo tired!"  
Date: 4/9/2002 9:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 28946    That's a good one Frank. LMBO!  
Date: 4/9/2002 9:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    OMG Penny you do take after your Daddy Rammy!!!!...LOL...I will read these to him tommorrow!...Love yer step mum lol KEEKS!  
Date: 4/10/2002 12:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 29534    LMAO! these were cute jokes Momma. Thanks for the laugh and the post. Love ya,  
Date: 4/10/2002 4:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    hi sweetie these I like..tell us some please...cheers Zema xoxoxo  
Date: 4/10/2002 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 49074    THose were some silly ones. HEHE!! *Misty Ice*  
Date: 4/12/2002 8:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 22440    Penny,Penny,Penny......youv'e put a smile on my face...........:)  
Date: 4/12/2002 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    LOL..these are terrific..thanks  
Date: 6/16/2004 8:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lol  

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