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Nine Eleven ,,Two Scottish nuns , ,,, WOODEN NICKEL

  Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/10/2002 7:42:00 PM)
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Nine Eleven



As I glance out of a snow covered window I can see all the beauty that rests in heaven God please forgive me but I must ask: "Mr. Terrorists what were you thinking on nine-eleven?"

Mr. Terrorists, what you did that day was wrong As you look down upon us, you will see, your Country is still weak and our Country is still strong!

Mr. Terrorists, you should have just left every thing be, God will forgive your sins but he will not let you rest very easily

You see Mr. Terrorists, your pain has just begun You will have to look down at earth every day and see what you have done

You tore down our buildings and you left people to cry

But our hearts are strong and our pride for this great nation will not die

Mr. Terrorists do you see that here on earth you only brought us closer together And our love for this great undivided nation soars on eagel feathers

So you see Mr. Terrorists, we will rebuild and start anew as we put our hearts on the mend that day you took a few

So Mr. Terrorists, when you start to feel the pain of destruction caused on nine-eleven Just turn around and and look into the eyes of all the heros you took with you to heaven

Because at that moment Mr. Terrorists, your hearts will turn sad and you will see that you took away so many moms and dads.

So to all you Terrorists that plot and ploy of destructive schemes This is America, The Land of the Free Where no one will ever take away our Eagle Dreams!!!

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My Favorite Recipie

One tablespoon of Kindness Make that two or maybe three A half a cup of smiles Or more - because they're free



One teaspoon full of starshine And a pinch of soft Moonbeams Sparkle it with Happiness Stir gently adding dreams



Pour in lots of loving Enough to fill the pot I guarantee and promise It will fill that empty spot

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One



As the soot and dirt and ash rained down, We became one color.

As we carried each other down the stairs of the burning building We became one class.

As we lit candles of waiting and hope We became one generation.

As the firefighters and police officers fought their way into the inferno We became one gender.

As we fell to our knees in prayer for strength, We became one faith.

As we whispered or shouted words of encouragement, We spoke one language.

As we gave our blood in lines a mile long, We became one body.

As we mourned together the great loss We became one family.

As we cried tears of grief and loss We became one soul.

As we retell with pride of the sacrifice of heros We become one people.

We are One color One class One generation One gender One faith One language One body One family One soul One people

We are The Power of One. We are United. We are America.

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Brad, the computer guy, to come over. Brad clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T user error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T user error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?" Brad grinned. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T

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A co-worker told George that George's wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's best friend. Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.

He came back to the office contented and relieved.

His co-worker asked him how it went.

"Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him ""

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A woman came home from her date and began to undress for bed, unaware that a peeping Tom was watching her through her window. She removed her wig and placed it upon the wig stand. She unhooked her padded bra and pitched it into the hamper. She pulled off her girdle with the padded butt and pitched that too. She removed her contact lenses, cleaned them, and stored them in their case. She pulled off her false eyelashes and stuck them to their holder.

Suddenly she noticed the man peeping in at her window. "What do you want?" she screamed.

He said, "You know what I want. Take it off and throw it over here."

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Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

"Two dogs, please," said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

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. For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn.

A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

"Yes," he replied, "she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know."

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An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good nights sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me".

"Why not," he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

His wife answers, "I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

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Date: 4/10/2002 7:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 14018    wow these are great.....  
Date: 4/10/2002 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16989    why... didn't you... keep at the point?  
Date: 4/10/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    You always throw in the light hearted, with the serious, and I love how you do that.. *smiles* Thank you for posting this daddy!! *BIG HUGS* LOVE YOU!  

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