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Life As A Female Bear - SassyGirl

  Author:  12862  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/30/2002 8:51:00 PM)
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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear.

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Date: 4/30/2002 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    Poopster yer cute!lol and so is this little diddy!:)  
Date: 4/30/2002 8:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 43692    Wow! Now i wanna be a bear too! lol. Cute post! :)  
Date: 4/30/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21137    LOL! I wanna be a bear, to!  
Date: 4/30/2002 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 43274    ROTFLMAO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!1 that wa great Sassy! omg i have to show this to a few people. lol. thanks for posting!  
Date: 5/1/2002 9:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 52781    ok sweety are ya trying to tell me something????????heee heeeeee ill keep that in mind . love ya
Date: 5/1/2002 3:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 49976    LMAO.....can I be a Bear?
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Date: 7/2/2002 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 57219    I want to a bear too! they dont get little nicks on their legs due to shaving ~navychick  

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