THINKING--kurtvedder   Author:  45630  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/1/2002 9:00:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (337 times) I was once playing tennis and I went up to the umpire and I said to him what would you do if I said that you were an idiot to which he replied I would give you a court violation. So I said what would you do if I thought you were an idiot to which he replied I wouldn't do anything coz I can't control what you think. So I said to him I think your an idiot. I still got that court violation. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  45630 ( Click here ) Spring is coming