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really cheesy " yo mamma" jokes!!

  Author:  43688  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/7/2002 9:23:00 AM)
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ok, so when was really the last time you and your friends had one of those "yo mamma" fights? i just came accross these and decided to post... enjoy



Yo mama so fat even Ripley could'nt believe it!

YOUR MOMMA SO DUMD SHE WENT TO GO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION IT SAID COUNTRY __________. SHE WROTE FREE



Yo mama stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please



Ya mama so fat when her beeber goes off, people thought she backing up

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ok, so now, these were pretty lame!

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Date: 5/7/2002 9:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 51027    lame  
Date: 5/7/2002 9:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 43688    i know they are lame .. i had nothing else to post..i lead a rather boring and quite depressing life.  
Date: 5/7/2002 9:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 53360    yo mamma so ugly, when she was a baby they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her  
Date: 5/7/2002 10:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 53008    lol i heard these ones before

-ScorpioKev
  
Date: 5/7/2002 10:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.  
Date: 5/7/2002 10:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.  
Date: 5/7/2002 11:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 53197    Yo Momma so stupid she can't even think of Yo Momma Jokes ^^;; heh heh. ~AriannaRose
Date: 5/7/2002 11:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 51009    whats up with everyone talking bout momma's lol  
Date: 5/7/2002 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 52990    Yo mamma is so dumb that she tripped over the cord on the cordless phone.-chaosforever  
Date: 5/7/2002 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 39127    Your momma's so fat that when she wore a red dress and stepped outside a 4-year old came running around the corner yelling ""COOL AID"

Your momma's so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles came out.

There's some more to add to your collection

LT
  
Date: 5/27/2002 9:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 54725    Yep they were lame. I personally don't like those kind of
jokes. They're good for other people. Keep writing! *Forever Wolf*
  

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