16)Stay away from certain geographical locations, some are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog ( god help you if you recognize this one), The Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine,or Massachusetts......
17)If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help............
18)Beware of strangers bearing such tools as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers or any device made from deceased companions..........
19)Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.........
20)Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something icky because '' there's so much we can learn from them''.........
21)Don't make fun or play with dead things........
22)If you find a town which looks deserted, it probably is for a reason. TAKE THE HINT STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!
23)If a meteor strikes nearby, move out of town.......
24)When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up........
25)If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter and you notice that the crucifix us mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible........
26)When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never, NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart from this world in the first five minutes........
27)Never have sex in the bunk beds of the recently renovated summer camps.......
28)Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.......
29)People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them.........
30)On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you........
31)If you realize the people in your town/country are having there minds taken over by some strange force, alien or otherwise: DO NOT call the police as they are A) already taken over themselves and will turn you in B) will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself..........
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