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Romance??? - SassyGirl

  Author:  12862  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/12/2002 9:48:00 PM)
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For some the romance never dies... An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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Date: 5/12/2002 9:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 5/12/2002 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 26573    LOL!!!  
Date: 5/12/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    that would never be me. There are two things I love, a fine wine and a fine woman.  
Date: 5/12/2002 10:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LMAO!  
Date: 5/12/2002 11:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 49739    LOL, that was funny. That was a cute joke. HayKory22  
Date: 5/13/2002 3:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    yes Sis this is a good one, I have heard it before LOL!!! hugs Zema xoxo  
Date: 7/2/2002 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 57219    HAHAHAHAHA THATS SOO FUNNY! ~nAVYCHICK  
Date: 7/14/2002 11:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    hehe how cute!  
Date: 5/8/2005 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL I love this..its really cute!! 80) thanks!!  

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