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If you are offended by Blonde Jokes, do not read this

  Author:  53689  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/19/2002 10:08:00 PM)
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These were sent to me by a friend of my mom's. I took out the more offensive ones so it would be more suitable for this site.

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? (You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.) 7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? (They keep breaking them with their hammers.) 11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

14. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

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Replies:      
Date: 5/19/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 51049    Offended?? Ha!! I love blonde jokes. Thanks for sharing, I can always use a good laugh. Fire Cracker  
Date: 5/19/2002 10:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53689    You are welcome Fire Cracker!!!  
Date: 5/19/2002 11:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Real good! There was some new ones that I did see till I read yours!! keep contributing.  
Date: 5/20/2002 1:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 53158    those were funny considering the fact i just dyed my hair blonde!
-sphinix
  
Date: 5/20/2002 6:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 54519    THose were great even tho I am a blonde! LOL!!! ~§hôrt*§tuff~
Date: 5/21/2002 11:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 52517    HEY IM A BLONDE! lol  
Date: 5/22/2002 6:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 45890    those were awesome!
Date: 6/3/2002 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 45517    I liked all of the jokes but number 8 was the funniest.  

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