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10 Reasons You Know Your A Dummer

  Author: 54161  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/22/2002 6:10:00 PM)
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You Know Your a Drummer When. . . . . .

10. Your Teacher yells at you constantly for not play or marching in time. 9. You find yourself almost always backfield. 8. You threaten to kill the man who originally wrote your part. 7. Drumsticks are you're closest companions. 6. You're a "Pecker." 5. Cursing is a habit. 4. When you have to sing your part, you go "dut, dada-digga dut." 3. You break drumheads and stick continuously. 2. Teachers complain when you are warming up.

The #1 reason You're a drummer:

1. You carry big red things called Drums (Duh).

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Replies:      
Date: 5/22/2002 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 52517    LOL  
Date: 5/22/2002 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 49994    haha those are pretty good reasons, and very true  
Date: 5/22/2002 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 53158    i was wondering when you were gonna say drums duh

-sphinix
  
Date: 6/11/2002 3:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL should send this on to some of my friends who were in the drum line when we were in high school LOL funny stuff.  
Date: 7/6/2002 3:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL! this was funny...:)  
Date: 7/6/2002 3:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL! this was funny...:)  
Date: 7/6/2002 3:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    sorry for the double post ^  

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