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crazy thoughts - funny

  Author:  52866  Category:(Discussion) Created:(5/22/2002 7:07:00 PM)
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Why are all farms red? Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV? Why are there dents in a golf ball? Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room? Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up? If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then? How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars Did Noah keep his bees in archives? If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? What do mermaids eat? If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? Is atheism is a non-prophet organization? If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out? If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away? Why are all farms red?

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Date: 5/23/2002 2:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 53677    gosh that made my brain hurt.......i wonder if there are answers to those questions?
Date: 5/23/2002 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 47983    lol. I read these on one of the links on bored.com! real cool!  
Date: 8/14/2002 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    As 53677 said, that made my brain hurt  

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