Date: 5/24/2002 10:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*sigh* Welcome back, HUGO......  |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 53900
lol well I guess you can have it both ways.~~luv_4_2pac~~  |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
*points at lsg* didn't ya see the sign 'for men only' *pauses* whoops! *runs out of post*  |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 16950
LOL Well you always make me Happy, Hugo. ;o) Hehehe By the way, that was cute. :o) Take good care & Bless you! Love & hugs,  |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
Hon, you want to make the little woman happy?
Use the neighbors bathroom.  |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 39258
if a girl can't put a seat down, then that's her problem.. and second, if they are going to COMPLAIN about a seat.. then that's lame.. and one more thing.. lmao, i thought you were 18 LOL  |
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Date: 5/24/2002 10:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
Nope telsa he is about 44 If I remember right. |
Date: 5/24/2002 10:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 13974
I have been telling women for years, complain all you like about me leaving the toilet seat up. One, if there is a chair in your house that people do those things in, I would be carefull before I sat down, and two, ia always ask if they would rather I never lifted it. Tell me the truth, if there is something in your house that people "do that" in, don't you think you would be cautious before sitting on it in the first place?!  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
OMG HUGO IS OLDER THAN MY DAD!! LOL I thought he was like 18 or 19 myself!!  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 28193
I think that the seat, and the lid should both be put back down...when people have left the bathroom. Call me strange, but I think it just plain looks nasty, if they are both up. Maybe it's one of my pet peeves, but the bathroom looks better to me, if the stool is "closed up."  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 16442
Nope.........  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 49689
Just remove the toilet seat..then she can't complain that it's up or wet.. :-D  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 48993
you could always build her , her own bathroom! :)  |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
The answer is, "NO." Women cannot be happy no matter what. Women and logic do NOT go together and they never will. My thinking on the toilet matter is that if you are just walking in there, like a man does, why should you have to bend over to raise the lid? On the other hand, when a woman goes, she is going to be sitting so why can't she just lower the seat on her way down? That makes perfect sense to me. It seems almost too logical for comprehension and yet no one seems to get it! I'm about to pull my hair out here!! I sympathize with you, my friend!  |
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Date: 5/24/2002 11:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
I agree with Golden Taxi.. LOL |
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Date: 5/24/2002 11:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 28193
LOL..thanks Rika!! |
Date: 5/24/2002 11:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 277
LOL! You do know why women complain about that don't you? Because when we get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom we don't want to fall in! LOL! I don't care if my husband or son leave the seat up as long as somebody puts it down before bedtime! It can be very scary falling in when you're half asleep!  |
Date: 5/25/2002 12:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 22433
Well, I grew up with 3 guys in the family. 2 older brothers, and a dad. My mom and I were the only females. And finally after getting sick of my mom and I complaining, the guys finally had enough and told us that if we want them to put the seat down after they're done, we gotta put the seat up when we're done. LOL Never did happen, but that stopped our complaining lol  |
Date: 5/25/2002 12:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 3125
Hi Ya shy,non-controversial little perfect lia-er-er-umm-er,Hugo. :P and a LOL..Was that your wife I ran into at the mall?..I thought I detected a slight urine smell. :P  |
Date: 5/25/2002 12:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 13952
hugo......I have been married for 35 years to the
same women by learning two simple sentences.......
yes dear....I am just here to make you happy....
yes dear....any thing you say dear..............
I use to own a large set of brittanca's.......but
I sold them because my wife knows every thing.....  |
Date: 5/25/2002 12:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 27678
We love you so, Hugo, and don't fret, cause you make all of US happy! Here's an idea - take the seat OFF. LOL.  |
Date: 5/25/2002 1:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 3321
lol! Hugo, you're supposed to give it more effort than that! Do it the normal way, and at the end put the seat back down...We just really hate touching toilet seats...(we are hard to please though...sorry to rat out my own sex, but we're moody and difficult and we just can't make up our own mind...)  |
Date: 5/25/2002 1:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 12862
I agree with GoldenTaxi!!! In my house BOTH seats
go down. It looks better. LOL Hugs and Love,  |
Date: 5/25/2002 6:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 17525
Build her her OWN bathroom Hugo! Be sure to put a lock on the OUTSIDE tho. :-) Peace,  |
Date: 5/25/2002 6:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 160
There's got to be a better way, if they could build a better mouse trap.... Cant someone invent something that could solve this age-old, woman vs.man problem.  |
Date: 5/25/2002 6:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 18527
LMAO... Hugo... I love it... you've made my day!  |
Date: 5/25/2002 6:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 15228
My husband is out numbered 3-1 by females in our household..It always drove me INSANE to walk in and find one of my little girls who were being potty-trained, perched on the rim of the toilet...they weren't old enough to know they had to put the toilet seat down cause daddy was to lazy to do it..When I was pregnant and having to make many nightly trips to the bathroom while half asleep, there were times I almost fell into the toilet because *someone* was to lazy to put the seat down..My step-dad always put the seat down, so my husband came as a big surprise..I don't even complain anymore, I just lower the seat and my girls do the same...  |
Date: 5/25/2002 7:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 47983
I would get angry too.. I wouldn't want to clean someone-else's pee before I use the bathroom, yuck..  |
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Date: 5/25/2002 8:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 160
Keep your bathroom stocked with disposable baby wipes, make it a habit to swipe the toilet seat with one of them before you sit and if you do sit in "IT" then you can wipe your bottom with one. Just dont flush them, they will clog the plumbing...... Here's to dry bottoms! |
Date: 5/25/2002 8:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 26227
no you cant. If you do something they ask you to do they will find something to complain about.  |
Date: 5/25/2002 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 3263
I have your solution! *points to the bush outside* Then again, she'd probably complain that you're killing the bush! LOL!  |
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Date: 5/25/2002 8:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 3263
On second thought, Firstborn's idea was pretty good, but she might complain about how much time you spend at the neighbors :D |
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Date: 5/25/2002 8:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 3263
Hawk! Yes! I *HATE* THAT!!!!!! I mean, we're practically sleepwalking, we're not with it enough to turn on the light, make sure the seat is down AND check for waterspots! |
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Date: 5/25/2002 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
ROTFLMAO AT JIM |
Date: 5/25/2002 8:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 13283
In Japan they do not have a seat , maybe a lady would prefer to just squat over a bowl like they do in Japan OR maybe us guys should sit on the toilet like ladies when we tinkle too ! :) Raz aka  |
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Date: 5/25/2002 9:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
The bush ouside..hmmmm, sounds cheaper than Osiris's idea. Of course if I built a bathroom it would give her a chance to use the portable saw i bought her for our anniversary. (she complained about that too, women can drive you crazy it was a top of the line saw and she still complained). Hugo |
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Date: 5/25/2002 9:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
I only act 15 Rika. Hugo |
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Date: 5/25/2002 10:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
She did not appreciate the anniversary dinner at McD's either. What is a man to do? Hugo |
Date: 5/25/2002 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 30229
Oh I have the answer *raises hand*.. hehe.. You guys can go out in the back yard!!!! hahahah.. Seriously, It dont bother me to have to put the seat back down.. I would rather do that than for him NOT to raise it..  |
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Date: 5/25/2002 11:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
I just installed a funnel located at mid -thigh level with a hose attached that runs down into the toilet bowl. Boy is she going to be happy when she sees this! Hugo |
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Date: 5/25/2002 11:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
I am going to apply for a patent PamyJo. Hugo |
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Date: 5/25/2002 1:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
*Becky* didn't you realize the easiest way to ghet a woman & her opinion in here was to suggest "Men-Only"? that insured we would come a 'running |
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Date: 5/25/2002 1:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 15070
I meant "get", Bob is being bad again.... |
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Date: 5/25/2002 2:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 16950
You wanna know something funny? A guy leaving the toilet seat up doesn't bother me AT ALL! I just put it down if it's up. :o) I also guess I'm not the typical woman because a lot of things that really bug women don't bother me. But then again I am not one of those "men do this & women do that" kind of people. I tend to think of the things people do more as their being an individual rather than a certain gender. :o) Although there do seem to be things women do more then men & vice-versa. LOL No wonder I have so many close male friends! They don't have to worry about my saying I hate it when men do this or that like most of their wives & girlfriends do. LOL :o) Are there any other people out there who are this way too? Although I must say I was laughing at Pyriel's response. LOL It's funny cuz I thought of that too when I read this post. Take good care everyone & Bless you all! Love & hugs, |
Date: 5/25/2002 2:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 22080
lol i say it should be a 2 way street they fought for equal rights they should put it up when they get done be like men CHECK THE SEAT  |
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Date: 5/25/2002 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 160
Thats great HUGO! All the ladies will appreciate your invention. |
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Date: 5/25/2002 9:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL and I suppose when you take her out to a movie, you PLACE your chairs out side on the porch facing the window because you have turned the TV around huh?? Is that your idea of a dinner and a movie?? |
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Date: 5/25/2002 10:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
How did you know that, FB? The wife thinks she is Martha Stewart or something, tells me the funnel is not aesthetically pleasing. Hugo |
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Date: 5/26/2002 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 13952
hugo .....buddy .....any man that takes his wife
to mickeyD's for his anniversery...has a death
wish....IMHO......hahaha........... |
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Date: 5/27/2002 8:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL, hugo, and hon, HAVE you had your meds?? LOL LOL |
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Date: 5/27/2002 9:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
Not all of them yet, FB, still four beers left in the 12 pack. Hugo |
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Date: 5/27/2002 9:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54307
I talked to a patent attorney he told me that it was simply a new use for a funnel and hose, not an invention. Ha, that fool did not know what he was talking about. I found a site on the internet and they told me this invention had great commercial possibilities. As soon as I send them a check for $295 they will assist me in the patenting and marketing process. Hugo |
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Date: 5/27/2002 3:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 160
Dont waste your money Hugo, send me $295.00 and I'll send you some baby wipes. |
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Date: 5/27/2002 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 13952
hugo.........dont send pamyjo any money she will just spend the money on MandM's.........and shopping at walmart.....and you will never the see
the baby wipes.....i'm still waiting for the pictures she promised me...hahahaha..... |
Date: 6/12/2002 7:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 36967
No.  |
