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DESIGNATED DECOY

  Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/25/2002 7:49:00 PM)
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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.

At closeing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for sevral minutes.

Everyone left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him.

He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.

The result showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'lm the Designated Decoy."

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Date: 5/25/2002 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 24235    LOL!! this is so funny. hehehe  
Date: 5/25/2002 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 51165    If this is true....it is ingenious & horrifying because so many drunks were on the road. But also hilarious. If it's just a joke..well it's still pretty funny!

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