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Blonde Joke (no offence to ne one)

  Author:  49976  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/1/2002 12:32:00 PM)
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home! The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motorhome! " Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home as she hands the ticket to the manager he reads.............

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Date: 6/1/2002 12:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is tooo funnny!! Omg...ROFLMAO!!  
Date: 6/1/2002 12:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49976    hehe thanks for replying :~)
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Date: 6/1/2002 12:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 48434    i'm a blonde at heart because i dont get it :*(  
Date: 6/1/2002 12:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 48434    someone please explain it to me  
Date: 6/1/2002 12:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 51191    I didn't get it please explain  
Date: 6/1/2002 12:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 51191    I know how you feel diamond 83 maybe a bagel is a brand of motor home or something?hey I tried hard to guess so i'm gonna go find another blonde joke that i can understand  
Date: 6/1/2002 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 38278    Win a bagel sounds like winnebago (I don't know if that's spelled right) which is a type of motor home.  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Thanks or the explanation.  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    oMGosh...this is way way too cute...LOL  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 16114    LOL!That was good! I like blonde jokes  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 53140    LOL! That was funny! Even though I'm blonde, I love those jokes!  
Date: 6/1/2002 1:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO!!! I didn't get it at first, so I read the comments!! ROTF!!! That is funny!!! :D *hugs* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 6/1/2002 3:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmao!  
Date: 6/1/2002 4:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 34487    I'm sorry, I've heard this one. It is cute though.  
Date: 6/1/2002 4:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49976    LMAO.....thanks for replying u guys:~) yep as flame on said win a bagel is like winabego. :~P
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Date: 6/1/2002 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    i was with Diamond i didnt get it, but now i do..cute joke! lol  
Date: 6/2/2002 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 51191    that would be funny if I got it the first time but thanks for filling me in.  
Date: 6/2/2002 11:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49976    Thx for replying
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