Me? As dark as I am? Continuosly posting humor? Apparently so...
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DISCLAIMER: This is just a joke. Seriously, don't hold her horrid *ow!* cookies against her. Thank-you. Now, onward, stallion! :p
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USMer's SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: If you take this seriously, Misty Shadow shall barrage you with these cookies, and it is not reccomended, especially for pregnant women, and children, lol. Oh, and don't eat them, unless you plan to drink some Pepto Bismal(R)! *ow* The cookie...
Misty's Cookies Reviews:
Now I can say I've had a NDE.--Sally Pearson, Georgia.
I lost a filling!--Ricky Jamerson, New York.
To think. I can use these as solid coasters! Solid black too! It matches my Goth motif!--Courtney Gotlich, Nevada
They make a good door stop!:d--Lila Norris, South Carolina
These are the greatest scrubbers I've ever seen for my kitchen!--Kano Keentz, Washington
You silly people! These are no cookies! They are lip discs from Africa!--Jonathan Meener, Oregon
The chocolate chips make the best gun bullets ever! Thanks Misty!--Officer Mick Reynolds, California
I used these as frisbees, they were so much like rubber!, but when my dog caught it, he nearly died and his kidney! You should have seen--
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Okay, that's enough of that...lol... Um, let's start on the rest of her cooking, shall we? :p ---------------------------
Misty's Lemonade Reviews: The best oil for my car ever. The mauve sheen, and clumps of eggs do wonders for my car. Greatest stuff ever!--Farmer Bob, Idaho
LOL! *ow! Misty! I'm sorry!* Her Auth. ID is 54070! Go compliment her! NOW! *ow!*
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