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Family Issues **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(6/16/2002 6:54:00 PM)
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I once caught my Dad wearing a bra. His response was, "Be grateful that it wasn't the crotchless panties because then you would have really been in for a show." What kind of talk is that? Mom never did like surprises. Everytime I would creep up from behind and tap her on the back of the head with a ballpein hammer it would always turn out the same. When she woke up, she'd say, "Son, you give me a headache. Go away!" Man! Talk about a Mother's love! My twin brother is always accusing me of sleeping with his wife for some reason. He says that all of his kids look like me. Well, duh! We're twins, you idiot! Grandma hasn't been the same since I accidentally shot her and now she's collects disability. She argues with me when I tell her that I'm entitled to half of it. Well, after all, if it weren't for me, she wouldn't be getting any money at all! Go figure! Old ladies can be greedy! I can't be everything to everybody!

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Date: 6/16/2002 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Lol! DId you come up with those yourself? - Luv Bug  
Date: 6/16/2002 6:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yes, I did, Luv Bug! All of my material is always original and I take great pride in that!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    I knwo what you mean. My grandmother is in a court battle with Steve Urwin because apparently her husband was one of the crocodiles on tv and he's not getting paid. I mean that really bites.  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 39949    sounds like my family><eSp911><  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Don't worry Frank. Alot of peoples family tree doesn't branch. LMBO!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    And you're son, that odd son of yours.. wait, that's me. Hehe! -  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yeah, my Son is an oddball but I love him anyway!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Penny, is your tree a stick like that or does it at least have some buds where branches may be some day? LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Nope, just a stick Frank! It's been that way for generations and the family is mighty proud of that straight stick! LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, ain't no stick straighter than my family tree. LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    well one of my frinds from muskogee has webed toes we all know what that means..... my family tree hummmmmmmmm welll lets just say this nut flew away from the oak tree and i dont want to go back

so i end this coment with a quote of a buber sticker ( just great eh?) " man your gene pool needs a little clorine" or " where is the gene pool life guard"? lol heads up <para
  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 15997    LOL uncle Frank  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    My Bride is really my little Sister too! Not really but it would make me a real redneck if it were true! Heck, just kick the mud off of my cowboy boots and call me Elvis! Yeeeeeee Hawwwww! LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    wana borrow my guitar? there is a old country song " i am my own uncle" and he said it was a true story eash how did that happen? <para  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    isent your son that furry bunny like thing with floppy ears?  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    45906, yep! See how strange it can get? LMAO!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    There's a lesson to learned in all of this. There is a big difference in dating your cousin and marrying your sister! You haven't even seen the one with wings yet!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 51106    LOL!!! Frankie. That's what happens to old ladies. They stop being grateful, for the simple things in life, like being barely alive. I mean,it isn't as if she really needed all the fingers in both hands. At least she still has all her toes on one foot.Let me know if she gives you more grief about sharing the money. I have a good lawyer who I've heard about. They say he can make you look like you are the total victim, and that the real victim deserved it. I think he had a famous client once...Oh yeah, OJ Simpson. Thats it! Hang on Frankie, you'll get whats rightfully yours. LMAO  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    45906 is me para  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Hanson Girl!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    Sorry Fankie, I accidentally forgot to log on to my own Taggie. Hansongirl is my daughter. She didn't write that. LOL!!  
Date: 6/16/2002 7:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yes, para, and Frankenstein is me! LMAO!  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    lmbo  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LMBO!!!!!Frank, you are unreal friend, just love it...cheers Zema  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks Tiger Monkey and Zema! LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    LOL! Oh my God, Frankenstein!! As always, this is very funny. Yes, you should be proud of yourself. You are a GREAT writer and also a GREAT COMEDIAN!! I always wondered if those things that you write are from your own creativity. Now I know!! You always put a big smile on my face. Take care...  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Many thanks, Puerto Rican Sweet! I'm so happy that I can make you smile!  
Date: 6/16/2002 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL Frank, reminds me of those VC Andrews stories, hmmm, well your the better writer though! And tomorrow when I am thinking about Dad in those panties while I am at work it will be YOUR fault my poor tongue will be bitten to a pulp! LOL  
Date: 6/16/2002 9:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Shadow Ghost! LOL!  
Date: 6/16/2002 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! The scary thing is that half the time i read your posts Frank, iam not sure if you're being serious or not!! Thanx for the laugh! :) ...  
Date: 6/27/2002 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 6050    LOL..now that's some funny *Bleep* aka: stuff!  

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