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Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say LOL!..........LisaNY1

  Author:  19173  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/16/2002 7:46:00 PM)
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Things You'll Never Hear a Father Say

Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?

Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know-- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. Here's $100.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

I thought these were cute :)

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Date: 6/16/2002 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    My dad actually says Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. Here's $100. frequently LOL and they've actually said Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party. before too LOL I love my daddy :)  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 19173    LOL! Becky your dad sounds like a lot of fun..Is that a new tag? It's nice  
Date: 6/17/2002 6:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 13199    lmao the last one is my favorite!!~~Love~~Abyss~~  
Date: 6/22/2005 7:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL:)  

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