Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: Drinking straight out of a can. Not sending thank you notes. Velvet after February. White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Southern girls know the three types of school: Ballroom, Ballet, Charm.
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: Dewy skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!"
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back now, you heah?" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your mother?" "Love your hair." "Well, I'll swawnee"
Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.
Southern girls know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity
Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.
Southern girls know their three R's: Rich Richer Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots: The Beach The Beach The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Wide brimmed hats Strapless sun dresses
Southern girls know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Sugah
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: Gone With the Wind Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football
Southern girls know the seasons: Recruiting Spring Training Practice Football Needlework
Southern girls know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy GRITS Country ham Mouth watering, homemade buttered biscuits
Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Memphis Richmond Charleston Savannah Birmingham N'awlins'
Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos. Rhett Butler, of course.
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon
Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt .... Slowly lower your eyelashes. Listen carefully to everything he says. Speak r-e-a-l slow.
Southern girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair Bad manners Bad blind dates
Southern girls know men may come and go, but best friends are fo'evah!
Now you run along, Sugah, and tell other Girls Raised In The South GRITS!!!
Hugs and laffs,
SavanahRose...100% SUthern Gal!
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