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WHAT SOUTHERN GIRLS KNOW....SAVANAHROSE

  Author:  29928  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/16/2002 8:21:00 PM)
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Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: Drinking straight out of a can. Not sending thank you notes. Velvet after February. White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Southern girls know the three types of school: Ballroom, Ballet, Charm.

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: Dewy skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable, Southern drawl.

Southern girls know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back now, you heah?" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your mother?" "Love your hair." "Well, I'll swawnee"

Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

Southern girls know their three R's: Rich Richer Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots: The Beach The Beach The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Wide brimmed hats Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: Gone With the Wind Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias

Southern girls know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football

Southern girls know the seasons: Recruiting Spring Training Practice Football Needlework

Southern girls know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy GRITS Country ham Mouth watering, homemade buttered biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Memphis Richmond Charleston Savannah Birmingham N'awlins'

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos. Rhett Butler, of course.

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt .... Slowly lower your eyelashes. Listen carefully to everything he says. Speak r-e-a-l slow.

Southern girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair Bad manners Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go, but best friends are fo'evah!

Now you run along, Sugah, and tell other Girls Raised In The South GRITS!!!

Hugs and laffs,

SavanahRose...100% SUthern Gal!



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Date: 6/16/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 36538    Oh my gosh, you have no idea how true that is. I loved it. I'm sooo bookmarkin it.  
Date: 6/16/2002 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    lol...i love that southern accent...  
Date: 6/16/2002 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 19460    I dooooo declayyyyyyyah! that fits me to a tee... oh lawd the vapahs are comin' ova me!  
Date: 6/16/2002 9:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 29928    lol so glad ya'll enjoyed it ;)))Buh bye now.. Hugs,  
Date: 6/17/2002 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 13199    lmao i agree hunny sadly i was born on the West Coast but i was raised a Southern belle..sadly.lol!!love~~Abyss~~  
Date: 6/17/2002 6:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 29928    LOL abyss, I think there is a lil suthern belle in all of us..sho nuff.Hugs,  

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