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Things NOT to say on your wedding night

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/21/2002 11:08:00 PM)
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--But everybody looks funny naked!

--You woke me up for that?

--Did I mention the video camera?

--Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

--Can you please pass me the remote control?

--ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...

--On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

--Do you get any premium movie channels?

--Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

--But I just brushed my teeth...

--Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

--Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

--hmm, did I remember to take my pi-?

--But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

--Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

--Now I know why he/she dumped you...

--What are you planning to make for breakfast?

--I have a confession...

--You can cook too, right?

--Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

--Don't mind me...I always file my nails in bed.

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Date: 6/21/2002 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    aw those are cold LOL! nope definately wouldn't wanna hear those!  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 16916    LOL- this is funny---*glances at admins and ponders* is it appropriate??* hhhmmm close call  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 28125    hehehe...cute...very funny...I likes...Love and Hugs...ICL~*~*~*~  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    lol..cute..never heard those ones..  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48129    LOL Jellie...before i even posted this, i CENSORED it already. (Dont no one go and get delete happy on me)  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 16916    Ok..I wasnt being mean just askin   
Date: 6/21/2002 11:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48129    LoL, i know Jellie...i just hope it doesnt get deleted =-)  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 16916    Me too its a cute post  
Date: 6/21/2002 11:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 48128    George Carlin!  
Date: 6/22/2002 12:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    Yeppers some are good lol  
Date: 6/22/2002 12:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 44850    "god, do i need a drink"  
Date: 6/22/2002 1:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 54441    omg!!lol!!that's reeeeeeeealy funny!!thanks for warning us..lol~..missyterious girl**~  
Date: 6/22/2002 1:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 44850    "do you have a brother/sister?"  
Date: 6/22/2002 2:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO..... Those were hilarious!!! *Huge huggles* Love, Amanda  
Date: 6/22/2002 2:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 28190    And an Extra Special LOL to SP bro... *huge huggles* love, Amanda  
Date: 6/22/2002 4:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 54702    lmao good ones luved em  
Date: 6/22/2002 8:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 19586    LOL!!!!!!!! I will remember these for my wedding day!!!!!  
Date: 6/22/2002 9:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 6/22/2002 10:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 52155    These are great! LOL!  
Date: 6/24/2002 7:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 53158    those are funny, but the must have been pretty bad when you got them! in order for you to have already "censored" them!

-misery mire dragon
  
Date: 6/24/2002 10:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 54784    LOL!!! If u said that then its not gonna be a long marrige...now is it!? lol!! ~Kittyqueen~

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