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*Comebacks and Insults For All Occassions 2*

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/26/2002 9:47:00 PM)
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*****~~~~~Again, im just posting these because i thought they were funny, LoL I am NOT condoning anyone use them~~~~~*****

*You sound resonable...Time to up the medication.

*I don't work here. Im a consultant.

*I like you. you remind me of what i was young and stupid.

*You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

*I can see your point, but i still think you're full of it.

*I have plenty of talent and vision. I just dont care.

*Im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

*We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

*The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean youre an artist.

*Who me? I just wander from room to room.

*Im not being rude. You're just insignificant.



*ChicaBella*

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Date: 6/26/2002 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LoL, those are cruel :):) teeheehee *hugs* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 6/26/2002 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 56381    Haha cute ones!! Good post :) -Sunshine Glitter *THE SUNSHINE*  
Date: 6/26/2002 9:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    Lol! Cute! Thanks for the post! - Luv Bug  
Date: 6/26/2002 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 56446    mwhahaha, lol the second to the last one is me all the way man! hehe  
Date: 6/26/2002 9:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 2420    lol, these are funny. Thanks for sharing them  
Date: 6/26/2002 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    hehe funny stuff!  
Date: 6/26/2002 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    who said Duct Tape? *shivers with evil thoughts* Great post! Book marked!  
Date: 6/26/2002 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 56438    lol. those were funny. rea.
Date: 6/26/2002 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 9130    I love those! LOL!  
Date: 6/26/2002 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 54081    Funny Stuff. -PrincessPokie
Date: 6/26/2002 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 11756    LOL...i liked this one "*We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."...i think someone has said that to me before...LMAO...oh well.maybe they were being sencere ;P heheh *snickers* >blonde ya know>
  
Date: 6/26/2002 11:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 54803    LoL those are funny! :-) kurli103  
Date: 6/27/2002 5:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 42522    LMAO! Those are great!  
Date: 10/6/2008 4:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    I wouldn't like it if someone said any of them to me LOL! had to laugh though just the same..:)  

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