Date: 6/27/2002 11:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 11341
ah um I gotta go to bed now  |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 56369
mmmmmkay.... maybe you shuld eat it first, jj cats are gorgeous  |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 47166
Well, lucky for you, Kurt, your friendly neighborhood zombie hunter is in town! Now, you said it was a brain eater, right? Well, Brain eaters can't be killed. You can either dispose of the body completely, or you can freeze it. Electricity might work, but then the cat will dance around like Michael Jackson from the Thriller video, thus worsening the situation. My advice- freeze it, burning it only raises fumes that will turn any dead thing into a zombie.  |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
I like Clukinvar's idea. But if you freeze it, that means you can also defrost it, so that's not too good. Why can't you just eat the stupid cat, and get it over with? Cats taste like chicken.  |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Kurt, if that sorry cat zombie has to depend on your brain for food, it will starve and then die a second time. I don't know what the solution is. Maybe you could get a helmet. Maybe you could get in the habit of keeping a .38 special under one of your garters. Would you care for a smoke? Good! Get me one too while you're at it!  |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 45630
hee hee. frank. I know I'm afraid it'll start attacking other people. And I'd chuck you a smoke but I'm nearly out myself. I'm gunna have to go the weekend without. I'm going to be a very cranky boy. No smokes and a zombie cat chasing me.  |
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Date: 6/27/2002 11:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 47166
Well, Bethann, You put it in a big oil drum when you freeze it, ain't you ever seen Return of the Living Dead? |
Date: 6/27/2002 11:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21867
...right...now I remember why I think all Aussies are nutcases...  |
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Date: 6/27/2002 11:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
Why didn't you mention that sooner? I still say eat it. It will save you money for dinner tomorrow. |
Date: 6/28/2002 12:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 28190
ummmm.... Ok... lol..... Kurt, i told ya not to take that stuff.. it makes you all Paranoid!!! lol... Actually I like Clukinvar's plan.. :p lol  |
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Date: 6/29/2002 5:31:00 PM ( Admin-DNL )
yes you should eat him lol, cats are yummy!! |
Date: 7/29/2002 11:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 20559
U just keep putting em under that griller  |
Date: 10/27/2008 2:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
LMAO @ Kurt, listen man, you are getting us aussies a bad name and being called nut cases LOL!!! heheheheee and I love cats :)  |
