I was walking down the street and then this guy popped out of a bush, he was only 2 and a half feet tall and he looked like barry manalow! I was scared and I said "Good lord, who are you?" And he said "I AM THE SHADOW PEOPLE'S ADVOCATE. IT SEEMS YOU ARE A CONTACT OF THE SUPREME EVIL CALLED X-SLASH" And I was like "Oh yea, I know that guy. Why are you dressed up like Elvis?" And he was like "Oh my god you are incredibly s-e-x-y it's scary... I know why you are X-Slash's contact now. You have looks that can kill." and I was like, Hey, I am pretty s-e-x-y. Then Barry Manalow looked around and he said to me, he said "You must also be in contact of the one known as AxE." And I was like "Yeah," And then he was like "He looks so much like Aaron Lewis it's scary," And then the skies turned red and a great fire burst from the sky, engulfing the barry manalow clone and Axe's great voice boomed through the clouds "You will suffer the wrath of the axemurderer" and then a barrage of really sharp axes fell like rain, slicing the midget into peices. "Holy (expletive deleted)" I said. then NEL said "Word" How it changed my life:I never liked Barry Manalow.
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