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The Best Chocolate Rum Cake Ever...*one of my favorite jokes!!*

  Author: 58560  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/18/2002 9:24:00 PM)
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*Be sure and read it like it is spelled!*

Ingredients:

1 or 2 quarts Rum, 1 Tbsp Soda, 1 Cup Butter, 1/2 Cup Cocoa, 1 Tbsp Sugar, Lemon Juice, 2 Large Eggs, Brown Sugar, 1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts, Baking Powder

Befor you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. And 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge legs, 1 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets struck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again to check for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it doesn't matter) -- sampertherumagain. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juith. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what-ever color you find. Wix mel. Greast over the turn cake pan to 350 gradees. Now pour the whole mess in the boven and cake. Check the rum again and bo to ged.

Hope y'all liked it!!

*kRiKeTtE*

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Date: 7/18/2002 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LoL!! This is cute!! :D teehehee *husg* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 7/18/2002 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 50975    yummy
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Date: 7/18/2002 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 55847    lol my fav part is all the rum you get to drink just making it  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    lol  
Date: 7/19/2002 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 42464    LOL this is good
  
Date: 7/20/2002 10:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 58633    that is funny!!!i'm gonna bookmark that one!!!
Date: 7/20/2002 1:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 57984    Great one!!he,he
oxoxox-Dark Lover

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