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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To This Post **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/18/2002 9:39:00 PM)
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Something which I found amusing came up in a casual conversation tonight and I thought that I'd share it with you. Wouldn't it be funny if you overate, had a hormonal imbalance or a genetic disposition to gain weight or whatever, you didn't get fatter but rather got taller. If that were the case, I know people who would be at least twenty feet tall. The same would hold true for the opposite situation. If a person lost weight for whatever reason, they would shrink. I lost over sixty pounds due to a medical condition so if that were the case, I'd now be about three inches tall.

Another thing came up so I'll just throw this in while I'm here. There is an article in a current tabloid about new washing machines which talk. I don't want to hear anymore talking than I already have to. Why don't they just put floppy arms on the thing too and it can say something like, "Warning, warning...danger, Will Robinson! Spin cycle is now commencing!" LMAO!

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Date: 7/18/2002 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *Jaw drops* OMG! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 7/18/2002 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    you DO realize you think TOO much right frank? LOL  
Date: 7/18/2002 9:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 48858    Or it could run around to everyone's room, sort the clothes, throw them in the washer, then in the dryer, fold and seperate into each person's basket. Now that...I would pay for.  
Date: 7/18/2002 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    LMAO...this is just too funny!! And that'd be so funny if you lost weight and you got shorter but you stayed the same width! And you were 3 inches tall but 3 feet wide, LOLOLOL!!!!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    hah...very interesting thoughts  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    What if you weighed three hundred pounds and lost a whole lot of weight? Then you would be three inches tall and still weigh three hundred pounds. I suppose that you could be fit it on the element scale somewhere because you'd technically be heavier than lead. You might even qualify to be a ball. If you were a hooker in that situation, I guess you could say, give me fifty dollars and have yourself a ball. ROTFLMAO!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    LMAO, LOLOLOL...have yourself a ball, LOL!!! Who would pick up a hooker that fit on the element scale, anyways?? LOL  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Blondie, I don't think that most people could pick up somebody like that even if they wanted to unless they were a weight lifter. LMAO!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    OMG LMAO!!!!! Now you've got me thinking about the opposite..whenever you gained weight you got really tall and skinny..and you'd be 20 feet tall and 1 inch wide, hehehehe!!!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Blondie, you're on the right track with a train of thought like that. LOL!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 39272    wow..someone have 2 much time on their hands tonight? hehe.."have urself a ball"..thats just 2 funny  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 19460    well, i wouldnt want a washer that could talk... no telling what all it might say to me after all of the dirty things i call it!  
Date: 7/18/2002 10:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! Hey, i want a talking washing machine! I want a walking AND talking one so it would sort through all my washing, load itself and then tell me when its done :)  
Date: 7/18/2002 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 52215    i love the classic film, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum!".......especially the song, "Comedy Tonite"!!! Yeah, Rock!!!
Date: 7/18/2002 11:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 57075    that is the funniest thing i have heard in the longest time...hehe. -ArtemisOrthia-  
Date: 7/19/2002 1:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    !!!!LMAO!!! good one Frankie...cheers Zema  
Date: 7/20/2002 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 58730    I think that would be so cool to have a washing machine that would do that!!!! How cute would it be? :) too bad it can't hang them all out and dry and fold them for s too . . . :( - Rosy Tigeress

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