I believe Limberg is stocking up on that crazy, stinky cheese, and will be launching it into the atmosphere to choke off life. Everyone will recognize the trademark stench, and the world will turn its many teary eyes towards Limberg in frustration. The Limberger inhabitants, who all have spent many years developing immunity to their native cheese, will not suffer from this catastrophe. They will then rise above the rest of the dying populace of the odor-licious world in triumph, and global domination will be something they will easily accomplish. Then, as hope begins to diminish, the brave warriors of Italy will rise to the challenge of dispersing the lethal stentch. Using the Eiffel Tower of their neighboring county, France, they will launch a series of garlic pods, which will counter-balance the stench of the Limberger Cheese, thus bringing balance to the force, kinda like in Star Wars. I guess what I'm really trying to say is that Han Solo should never have ended up with Princess Leia. Chewbaca was the real hero who saw Luke Skywalker through his epic journey, and so he should be the one who gets the girl, not some brat who is obsessed with money and blowing things up. There. I said it. The End. How it changed my life:It made me mad.
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