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Things NOT To Say On Your First Date

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/20/2002 8:14:00 PM)
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

--I used to come here all the time with my ex.

--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

--I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

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Date: 7/20/2002 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 56071    lol! - OoDreamsoO  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    lol hahhahaha  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 58219    lol, where'd u come up with those? hehe
Date: 7/20/2002 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 29705    the doctor says its not Very contageous....Catz_tat  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48129    i got this through an email from a buddy of mine...=-)  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48129    LoL Catz, thats another good one!  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 30630    LMAO!!!!!  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    I think I actually said the third last one once. *blush* How rude! LOL  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 48128    lol :) Great post!!  
Date: 7/20/2002 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 59000    nice lines sounds like sumthing my friends would say
Date: 7/20/2002 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 56997    Lmao
those are grrrrrrrreat i'm gonna use some.
*Chickadee me*
  
Date: 7/20/2002 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...yeah...also pays NOT to say "Wow...I have a pair of high-heels just like those at home"  
Date: 7/21/2002 7:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 57984    great one i will
have thhat one in mind
Date: 7/21/2002 11:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 58975    i have actually had a guy tell me he used to go to a resturant with his ex before it was horrible but i really lke what you put next time i have a guy say that i will direct him to this site!  
Date: 7/21/2002 12:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 59036    LMAO! My cat will get lonely if I don't call him and leave a message. That was good. I liked it. Lots o' Love .·°*Krystyna*°·.

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