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And you say that all blondes are dumb!!!

  Author: 57504  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/22/2002 11:17:00 AM)
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There was once a man on a plane. Next to him was a blonde woman, trying to get to sleep. The man, "knowing" that all blondes are dumb, asked her to play a game. He said that if he asked her a question, and she didn't know the answer, she would have to pay him $5.00 and vice versa. She declined politely, and rolled over to go to sleep again. He then said that if he asked her a question, and she didn't know the answer, she would have to pay him $5.00. But, if she asked him a question that he didn't know the answer to, he would pay her $500.00. This caught her attention. He asked "What's 12 x 12?" She silently pulled out $5.00 out of her purse. Then she asked "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?" He got out his laptop and searched for the answer. She fell asleep. Then he called all of his friends. Finally, after 2 hours, he woke her up and gave her $500.00. "Well, what's the answer?" he asked her. She silently pulled out $5.00 out of her purse, and rolled over going back to sleep.

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Date: 7/22/2002 11:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 53507    thats sooo funny. didnt get the last bit really but stil quite funny  
Date: 7/22/2002 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 59036    LoL. That's funny.
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Date: 7/22/2002 1:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lmao...i love reading that joke...since I am a blond...and not a dumb one...lol  
Date: 7/23/2002 1:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 57504    If you liked this one, check out my other stories! AuthorId: 57504
Date: 7/26/2002 3:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 57504    To AuthorID 53507: The ending was that she was smart; she asked him a question he didn't know the answer to. Then again, she's still blonde and didn't even know the answer to her own question.
Date: 7/26/2002 4:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Blondes arnt REALLY dumb...I have no idea why they made that up  
Date: 7/26/2002 4:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    Still funny though  

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