Alligator Shoes... lol *Gooch*

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair >of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay >the high prices the local vendors were asking. > >After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,

>the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I

>can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" > >The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and >catch yourself a big one!" > >Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, >set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is >driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, >shotgun in hand. > >Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She

>takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on >tothe swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. > >The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde >flips the alligator on its back, and in frustration shouts out, "Dang it, >this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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