I Finally thought of a "Good" one,hurray! Fayes Eyes   Author:  59940  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/30/2002 10:24:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (217 times) ted sees his friend Jack holding a case of beer.Ted asks,"Hey,Jack,where'd ya get the beer?" jack says,"Oh,I got it for my wife!" Ted looks at him,amused for a second,and says "Good Trade!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 men walk into a bar in New York.They see the most interesting sight. A man,wearing a trench coat,keeps asking the bartender for a shot of guiness(have no idea what that is,lol) and then,since this bar is on the top floor of the building,te man jumps off the balcony,but minutes later,the 2 guys witness trenchcoat man float back up,and ask the bartender for another shot of Guiness. After witnessing this for a few minutes,the 2 guys cant stand the suspense and ask Mr trenchcoat why he can fly,and he responds,"Well,the foam in the Guiness Is providing a sort of buoyancy that allows me to float back to the balcony." Hearing this,the guys get excited and ask the bartender for a shot of Guiness, jump off the balcony and Shoooooooooooo-SPLAT! the bartender turns to the guy in the trenchcoat and says, "You know,Super Man,your a real jerk when you're drunk!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man and his wife are ready for the baby they are expecting. The doctor offers the couple an aid in the form of a "Pain Transfer Machine" he explains that the machine will transfer pain to the father,so that the wife will not feel as much,and wantin to help his wife,the husband agrees.So the doctor transfers 25% of the pain,explaining that even 25% would be a lot for a man to handle,but the husband says he feels fine,and to turn it up.The doctor complies,and turns it up to 50% ,but the husband says he feels fine, when asked,and insists that ALL the pain be transferred to him.The doctor runs a test on the man,and the husband is doing remarkably well, and since it was helping the wife considerably,the doctor transfers ALL the pain to the father.The husband does surprisingly well,and the couple have a healthy baby boy.The couple was ecstatic.... 2 weeks later,they found the mailman dead on the porch.... You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  59940 ( Click here ) Spring is coming