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Cute Blonde Joke! *Shakira Babe*

  Author:  56381  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/30/2002 10:43:00 PM)
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There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" "Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you". "What is it?" queried the woman. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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Date: 7/30/2002 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    LMBO! Sissy, this was so cute!!  
Date: 7/30/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!! Too funny  
Date: 7/30/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 39272    lol i heard this before..its still funny hehe  
Date: 7/30/2002 10:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 56381    LOL I know so cute thanks sis   
Date: 7/30/2002 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 22275    LMAO  
Date: 8/8/2002 1:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 54826    LOL! This joke is sooo cool! I laugh every time I hear it *noopzie*  
Date: 2/3/2006 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    hehe too cute  

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