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A snake and a rabbit... ~Lucy Ricardo~

  Author:  39370  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/31/2002 11:07:00 PM)
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A snake and a rabbit were racing down a pair of intersecting forest path ways one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways met. They immediately began to argue over who was at fault for the mishap. The snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and that he should be given additional leeway. The rabit said that he too had been blind since birth. The animals then forgot about the the crossing paths, and stared talking about the problems of being blind. The snake said that his bigest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to look at himself in the water before, and for that reason did'nt know what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit said that he had the same problem. Seeing a way they could help each other, the rabbit suggested that they feel each other head to toe, and try to describe what the other animal was. The snake agreed, then began to wrap himself around the rabbit. After a moment he said "You have very soft, fuzzy fur. You have long ears, big rear feet, and soft, fluffy little tail. You must be a bunny rabbit!". When then snake was back on the ground, the rabbit began to feel the snake. After a moment the rabbit said "You have beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, you have a forked tongue...you must be a lawyer!"

Love, Lucy Ricardo

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Date: 7/31/2002 11:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    LOL!!!!!!! Good one!!!!! :)  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 29705    oh this is too cute! i know a few lawyers who should read this!!!!lol catz_tat  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 48128    Hehe! Cute joke!  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 58710    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... what was the funny?... YES ha ha ha - NEL
Date: 8/1/2002 12:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 59940    jacked,but funny!I likes!
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Date: 8/1/2002 4:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 49991    Lol o.O  

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