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A lawyer and a pope... ~Lucy Ricardo~

  Author:  39370  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/31/2002 11:13:00 PM)
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A lawyer and a pope die on the same day and both go up to heaven together. After they have been there for a while, the pope notices that the lawyer is getting treated better than he does. He calls over St.Peter and says to him "You know that lawyer I came up here with? Well, I'm not complaining, but he seems to be getting treated better than I am. He has a bigger house, more servant. I dont understand. I was a pope and served God all my life. He was just a lawyer. What gives?". St.Peter said "You have to understand. We gets popes all the time. This is the first lawyer we've had!"

Love, Lucy Ricardo

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Date: 7/31/2002 11:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Hee Hee hee, do you know someone who is a lawyer by chance???? :P  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 58976    hahahaha, you like the lawyer jokes dont cha? dont cha? eh eh? =Michael_Myers=  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39370    heehee! No, I'm not trying to bash a certain lawyer tonight lol! Even though it does seem that way doesnt it??   
Date: 7/31/2002 11:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 29705    most of the lawyers i know actually like lawyer jokes. they almost always laugh at their own expense. this was way too cute too! catz_tat  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 59549    hehe..That is cute..
Date: 7/31/2002 11:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    LOL...thats funny..thanx for postin!  
Date: 7/31/2002 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    Too funny for my blood! I should post my joke,"The Pope is a Hooligan!"
Fayes Eyes
  
Date: 8/1/2002 12:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 48989    LOL  
Date: 8/1/2002 3:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 49991    OOooh I get it lol. When I first read it I was thinkg "But dont lawyers lie." Cute joke   
Date: 8/1/2002 3:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 49991    ack thinking* *runs off*  

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