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First Date......Flame-On

  Author:  38278  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/1/2002 7:40:00 AM)
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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

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Date: 8/1/2002 7:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 8/1/2002 7:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 56837    hehehe, that was cute  
Date: 8/1/2002 8:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!!!  
Date: 8/1/2002 8:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    LMAO! That is great!  
Date: 8/1/2002 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 57452    ~That is cute...{:-> Good joke!

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Date: 8/1/2002 9:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 47699    LMAO!  
Date: 8/1/2002 9:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 56176    lol flame on that was too cute! i loved that esp chick  
Date: 8/1/2002 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 22102    lol  

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