Rika, Rika, My darling daughter,
Please sit still and lend me your ear.
I heard what you did after the hoedown last week,
Now just straighten up and come over here.
I'm laying down some new rules,
that you will have to follow,
Grandpappy's moonshine, for one...
you aren't allowed to swallow.
Not even a drop, am I being clear?
I can't have you corrupting your sister here.
Obessed rebel is my only angel left,
with two demon daughters, I'd be so bereft!
I know you need to have your fun,
after all, you've learned from the best!
But I don't get to do no drinking,
cuz you drunk up all the rest!
You failed to protect my pickle patch,
let star and private steal them all...
Now what am I suppose to do
when revenuers come to call?
You have all the boys on the holler,
baying at the moon. You party all night,
and sleep till sometime after noon.
Now, darlin' dear that just aint right!!
What am I gonna do with you?
My darling, darling daughter, Rika.
I'm warning you now, and I'm stocking up switches,
Stay out of your grandpappy's Liqua!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!
All I could think of spur of the moment!
Love ya!!!
Kysta
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