More blond jokes I cant take credit these were found in my email

She thought a quarterback was a refund. > She thought General Motors was in the army. > She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. > At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote > "Sagittarius.". > > > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > > She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. > She sent a fax with a stamp on it. > She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. > She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. > Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". > > > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > > She tripped over a cordless phone. > She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, > "Concentrate". > She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." > She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. > She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > > She studied for a blood test. > She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." > She sold the car for gas money. > When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. > When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport > Left," she turned around and went home. > > > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > > When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she > moved. > She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. > She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. > She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. > She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This > Goes In Front"