Hello. You know what? This neighborhood is weird. Ever seen "The Burbs"? I can somewhat relate, just without the furnace, explosions or the creepy neighbors...well I do have creepy neighbors, and sometimes things go boom here or there. There was this guy going through my neighbors garbage last trash day, but the thing was, he was dressed up all nice, and when he finished, he got in his car and drove home. The weirder thing about that was that he only lived next to the guy. There are these kids that zoom around on those motor scooters too. Thats the most annoying thing cause im usually asleep when they do it (even though its 11 in the morning). I have this plan to hook pu 40 pound test fishing wire at forehead level across the street, and then lay it down and make it go into my window. And then when they ride by, PULL!!! and if it all goes according to plan, they fall off their scooters, i break the wire and we all go home changed individuals. Im not the bad guy here though. They always throw stuff at my house. We need some respect in this neighborhood, darnit and I know just how to do it.
The answer is simple really, but a little pricey. You dress up as a stormtrooper from star wars. I kid you not. The bone-white armour strikes fear in the hearts of citizens. You could walk down the street and people would be like. Whoa, a stormtrooper. Nobody would mess with you. And if they did, you could crack them over the head with your home made blaster rifle. People would look up to you for protection. Our neighborhood wouldnt need cops cause people would be like "Uh oh, the storm trooper is coming. better not do anything bad" and when you pass by them you say "Im watching you..." and then you make a rapid movement so they get scared. *sigh* the respect we'll get...Now all i need is 475 bucks for the armour. anyone wanna help contribute? lol jk
The neighborhood is quiet now, im just sitting here looking at the moon through my window...no wait, thats just the streetlight. nevermind
M.Man
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