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ACTUAL BLONDE QUOTES

  Author: 27799  Category:(Quotes) Created:(8/15/2002 5:32:00 PM)
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OK EVERYONE! THESE QUOTES WERE SAID BY A CLASSMATE OF MINE......AND YES SHE IS A BLONDE! =)

1. I told her one day that my parents went to France and she asked me "Did they see the Empire State Building?!"

2. We were taking our Spanish exam which contained vocabulary words we learned throughout the year. You had to fill in the blank and it gave you multiple choice. This was the example they gave us...."Mi_____ es hijo de mi padre." (My ____is the son of my father) The correct answer was Brother. She raises her hand and asks "But what if you don't have a brother?"

3. We were studying a blank map of South America. On the bottom of the worksheet there was a list of all the countries South America contained and we had to fill them in. She raises her hand and asks "Is Bolivia a boy's name or a girl's name?"

4. "Is Maine and New Hampshire the same thing?"

5. "Can you make money from making up a language?"

6. Classmate: "You are so absent-minded!" Girl: what's that?

LOL! Hope you enjoyed them....Sorry you weren't in my class, they were a lot funnier in real life!

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Date: 8/15/2002 5:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LOL~ these were great!  
Date: 8/15/2002 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 45866    Aww, poor blonde...  
Date: 8/15/2002 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 53164    LoL I bet they were! lol. I have a blonde friend too...a REALLY blonde friend...heheehehe She's terrible hehe  
Date: 8/15/2002 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    *LOL* That's funny.....One of my old room mates was a true blonde. Once, she took one of my frying pans to cook something and she put it in the oven and ruiened it. She's all like... "Oh, I had no idea" or something like that. And another time, the phone was ringing and she started to dance around "oh it's for me! I'm so popular!!!" (whenever the phone rings....it's always for her) But this time, it was for me....So she picked up the phone and said "hello!!!!!!" In a real annoying tone and then she started to laugh cause she thought it was for her......I dont like her...*PunkStarChik*  
Date: 8/15/2002 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 59572    LMAO that so sounds like stuff my friend Sarah would say :P~~~~~endless Thought ( Ashley )  
Date: 8/15/2002 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 49989    LOL  
Date: 8/15/2002 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 56369    oh man air head lol  
Date: 8/22/2002 3:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 46208    ROTFLMAO!! ~Nawary AKA  
Date: 11/6/2002 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LOL! Goodies.   

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