Date: 8/15/2002 7:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
We had a teacher named Mrs. Stankass.. that's funny enough!  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 49989
Lol  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 43339
Mrs.Alergic to air.. Mrs. Pain..lol... Mrs. You're opinion is as worthless as a gutter rat.. and..Mr. Heffalump..hahah  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
LMAO Rika!  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 10534
lol! there's this substitute teacher at this school that every one knows as Bonecrusher, it's from some rumor I think, I don't know the whole story. lol i don't even kno his real name, i just know him as bonecrusher.. haha i've had him a few times, he's interesting.  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 45948
Well when I was working in a fast food resteraunt, we had this boss that would jump around and yell like a cheerleader all the time(he was a man), so the other boss and a few other co-workers cooked up this story to tell the new employees about how he used to be a woman and had the operation to change over to a man and his real name was Charles, but we had everyone convinced he was "Charlene".  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 36538
We had a gym teacher in grade school who we called Mr. Scratchy Itchy. He always liked to um..scratch himself in public.  |
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Date: 8/15/2002 7:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
Oh I thought of another one, there is an assistant principal at our school and he had a really loud voice so they started calling him God. Then he kept patroling the parking lot too much, so he earned the name "parking lot Pooley" along with a lot of other non-g-rated names. |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 52866
Stinky - a teacher who smelled like bleach mixed with dog poo, Mrs. McDaniel - was really a Mr. but didnt' act it, One Eyed No Horned Student Stationary Student Eater - squinted one eye all weird...  |
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Date: 8/15/2002 7:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
Oooohhh I thought of another, for my art teacher who is on the run for drugs "run Forest run" since her name is Mrs. Forrest haha! |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
We used to call our High School Principal "Eightball"..LOL  |
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Date: 8/15/2002 7:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
I don't get it... maybe I'm just slow tonight? |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 28899
Those are funny  . I think I've got one... The boys in my fifth grade class always called the teacher 'Shmee', like from Peter Pan. It was pretty funny.. I'd be sitting there, concentrating, and the room was silent, then all of the sudden, someone shouts, "Shmee!" I still have no idea where it came from  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 56369
Some friends from the highschool down the road have an art Teacher called Linke, she also eats garlic bread ALLL the time, hence, Stinky Linke. LOL I used 2 have a maths teacher that looked alot like a Rhino, Nose hairs and all. Me and my mate got separated one day and she was forced 2 sit down the front. So we would pass notes all day, really nasty one about the rhino man cos we were so mad. One day he found some of those notes.. and yeh well he wasnt that impressed :P  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
There was one teacher who we called CorncobWillie. He walked like he was in dire need of going to the potty!! SmoknJoe  |
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Date: 8/15/2002 7:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
Stinke Linke...Corn Cob Willie too funny LOL. |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 52956
We don't really have any nicknames for the teachers..we have them for all the students though.  |
Date: 8/15/2002 7:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 58078
Well it wasn't so much of a nick name but a song we all used to sing. Her name was Ms. Chung. She was a 6th grade teacher...anyway heres the song...I hope I don't offend anyone... Chicken Chow Mein and Egg Foo Young put them all together and you get Ms. Chung. LOL *ItalianPrincess*  |
Date: 8/15/2002 8:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 28193
There was a former boss, that we all called "Rub"...because...well, he rubbed himself all of the time, and even in front of us.  |
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Date: 8/15/2002 8:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
Oh I forgot about our Band Director of two years. His name was Mr. Meyers but we called him Oscar. During a Christmas recital we Started to play our instruments in front of a packed arena of friends and family but we put them down during a drum solo. We then presented Mr. Meyers with a hog cooker,television, vcr and a plaque. But the moment we put our instruments down we started singing "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener"! The whole civic arena erupted with applauds and cheers from everyone including the underclass grades that had thier recitals too. He was shocked and tried to apologise to everyone for our rudeness but he kept being cut short by all the cheers. He began to cry when we gave him his gifts and our Drum Major had to lead the rest of the concert for him. Needless to say we did have a cookout when we went back to school and no band for a week!! SmoknJoe |
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Date: 8/15/2002 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
oh yes plus we went front page of three newspapers for out exploits that night and even the writeups in the paper were put in our highschool annual in the band section. Under the directors picture was his name and underneathe was "Oscar" in captions. Lol he really enjoyed it and we dedicated that annual to him as well. Talk about being well liked. But he also signed up for the marines that next year and we havent heard from him since and that was in 91 SmoknJoe |
Date: 8/15/2002 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 3125
There was this 8th grade, very stout built, very strict teacher that no one dared to cross. Her name was Mrs Evendahl..Everyone called her Mrs Crocodile.  |
Date: 8/15/2002 9:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 51070
There was this one teacher whom we called B---r Bill, because he always ran to the restroom. I think the men might get it; it's really, realy dirty and disgusting. Then we had a guy named Mr. Becker. I called him Mr. Pecker because he had it in for me for no reason. We also had a Mrs. Moran - Mrs. Moron! And we also have a teacher whom I refer to as Adam Sandler, because he looks like a chubby version of Adam Sandler!  |
Date: 8/15/2002 10:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 55970
There's Mrs. Rufai, who most call Mrs. Roofie. LOL! Ummm.....our assistant pricipal: Mr. Hyder. We call him Cyder Hyder. Mostly because it sounds funny. Mr. Swick, we called Mr. Strict Stick, because he is really thin and strict. Lets see.....Mrs. Hook, who most call Mrs. Hooker, because she dresses more like Britney Spears, than a teacher. Mrs. Weiner. I think you can all figure this one out. I think there's more, but I can't think of them right now. *Jewel Fernadez*  |
Date: 8/16/2002 12:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 50921
We had a sub for about a month in 6th grade and every day he wore a flannel shirt with overalls so we called him Mr. Farmer...i actually dont remember his real name...and another teacher from middle was name Mr. Portenoy but he was like 5 foot flat so we called him Mr. Shortenoy  |
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Date: 8/16/2002 1:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
LOL CreepyFreak, there was a teacher at my school who looked like Tom Green. |
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Date: 8/16/2002 3:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 33925
LOL..Alien we called him eightball because he was short, fat and had a shiny bald head..you know..like a pool ball? LOL |
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Date: 8/16/2002 4:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 24732
Oh LOL, at 1st I thought he did drugs. Mixing cocaine and heroin, 8 ball I think it's called? |
