Students And Their Teachers.............*soey*

All right, everybody on their backs with their feet up in the air!" the gym teaacher shouted to his third-grade class. "I want you to pretend you're riding a bicycle." Dropping to the floor, the students began rapidly kicking their legs in the sky - all except for one boy who slowly moved one foot in the air while the other leg lay limp on the floor. "What's wrong with you?" asked the gym teacher. "Isn't it obvious?" said the boy. "I've got a flat." *************************************

Miss Smith is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Sally, had brought a gift up to her desk. "Guess what it is!" said Sally. Knowing that Sally's father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?". "How did you know?" asked Sally. Next Dillon brought a gift up to Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Dillon. Knowing that Dillon's parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?". "How did you know?" asked Dillon. Finally, Joey brought up a gift for Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Joey. Knowing that Joey's father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her fingers on the liquid and then licked them. "Rum?" guessed Miss Smith. "No" said Joey. She tasted again..."Vodka?" she guessed. "No" said Joey. Once again she wet her fingers and tasted, "I know," said Miss Smith, "It's wine." "No!" said Joey...it's a puppy.

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When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little girl was quite indignant. "No mommy, I don't," she replied, "because he's only interested in one thing." Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be. "Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.





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