1) You can feel the strings tugging on all your limbs. Every now and then your head bobs around.
2) You find yourself halfway through a big-mac, then you wake up.
3) You find yourself strangely attracted to the fridge every fifteen minutes.
4) You realise you’ve voted for a total moron.
5) You find yourself saying things like “I wish Tokyo would burn to the ground and all its people therein killed to death.” without really meaning it.
6) You don’t know why you’ve spent the last eight years working at a job you despise.
7) Somebody whistles and you look around.
8) Somebody says the word “castles” and you find yourself in Scotland.
9) You are interested in purchasing an electric drill.
10) You waited for four hours in a queue of 150,000 to catch a glimpse of the Queen Mothers coffin, which took all of one minute.
11) You hate the one you are supposed to hate from Big Brother, with a passion.
12) You wait until you’ve found out what everybody else thinks before opening your mouth.
13) Your parts need oiling.
14) You think the Backstreet-boys are really good.
15) You wait at a red light. When it turns green, you go.
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