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Two Ears, One Mouth ~ Hey Larry ~

  Author:  5940  Category:(Poetry) Created:(8/22/2002 10:56:00 PM)
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Putting words in my mouth
Makes me wanna head South
No time to give a reason
Why wait 'till next season?

You're given a clue
The answer holds true
Try using your ears
To eliminate false tears

Just Listen to reason
Don't act like a heathen
If you want it "Straight Up"
Mend your broken cup

No such thing as a "Free Lunch"
You have your undies in a bunch
Without seeking the facts
You are ready to attack

You have two ears, and I emphasize two
As most humans do, me and you
Wonder why you have one mouth?
Evidently not, as I'm heading South.

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Date: 8/22/2002 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 5858    Interesting, but I have seen you do better, come on Hey Larry, Let those feelings fly!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hee Hee Bishop, this is afterall, a G rated site. :) Thanks for reading!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LOL!! there's definitely a lesson to those with two eyes to read it :D~SpaceCase  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hee Hee Space Case, I could'nt agree more!!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    whoa!! hehehehehee! Now this is a leson learned!! One mouth& 2 ears!! hmmmmmmm what a concept!! Someone famous on usm uses these words all the time!!----> What a concept!! heheheheheee!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hi MG, thanks for the reply! Now you have me curious, who's the famous one that uses this phrase? :)  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Good one, Hey Larry. Reminds me of ole Foghorn Leghorn.."Ah say, ah say pay attention!"..Write on....  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL Kronk, I like that comparison!!!!!  
Date: 8/25/2002 5:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 56489    LOL, Larry your a piece of work. Aimless  
Date: 8/31/2002 12:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    STOOOOOOOOOP!!! Your poems are so...so....CRATIVE (As i said before) oh god! I'm so jealous i'm going to cry  

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