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Retro Spoofs~ These are funny! ~Rika~

  Author:  35720  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/22/2002 10:57:00 PM)
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We have Spencer Gifts in our mall and there are these FUNNY retro spoof posters! Here are the sayings.

Shooters- Have a nice coma!

Marriage- The end of a perfectly good sex life!

Marijuana- Proud sponser of.. um.. we forget!

Beer- Helping white guys dance since 1889!

Tequila- Have you hugged your toilet today?

There are various other ones.. I'm buying the whole collections.. if you haven't seen these posters, you should. They're really funny! hehe

Love, the famous,

Rika

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Date: 8/22/2002 11:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 56630    LOL! Rika very funny.Gotta get em.LOL!-IcedCaveman  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks IC! :D I can't wait to collect em all! LOL  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 11895    i've seen those, i lvoe the MJ one hehe reminds me of my friends , and i have also seen another beer one , beer - helping ugly women get laid, i guess kinda cruel, but kidna funny in a way(and rika, r u a drama queen) ~nikkafrog~  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 56630    When i get em Rik i'll never let any1 see em CEPT ME!lol.-IcedCaveman  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Nikka, LOL yeah I saw that one. Why did you ask if I was a drama queen?  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    LOL IC  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 11895    um...i don't know, why did i ask....i think i might be a tad tired ya know, i think i had a reason tho hmmmmm *thinks* OWWW, my head hehe ~nikkafrog~  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 57184    lol!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    LOL Nikka.. well I am kinda!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Romantic!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL! I go to Spencers all the time, I don't think I've ever seen these lolI'll have to look for them next time!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Do that Melissa!! :) :)  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!! very kewl!!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Moony!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    OK IC!  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 56630    Hey Rika chek out my new site go 2 my post,my web site!Thanx-IcedCaveman

  
Date: 8/22/2002 11:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LMAO!!! *sighs* oh i know that Tequila one WAY too well, lol :)  
Date: 8/23/2002 12:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    LOL SUN ANGEL! hehe  
Date: 8/23/2002 1:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 56192    LOL! These are cute **BluexDolphin**  
Date: 8/23/2002 4:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    OMG these were funny. Hope your ready to be sold tonight. Muahhhahhhaaa. *smiles*  
Date: 8/23/2002 5:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 8/23/2002 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 45890    haha i remember c'n those spencer's is an awesome store ~FLY AWAY~
Date: 8/23/2002 9:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 59572    lol these r funny! thanx for sharing them! Luv Endless Thought *Ashley*  
Date: 8/23/2002 10:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Dolphin!  
Date: 8/23/2002 10:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    *shudders* Souldrifter, if anyone bids on me that is! *smile*  
Date: 8/23/2002 10:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Flame-on!  
Date: 8/23/2002 10:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Away!  
Date: 8/23/2002 10:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35720    Thanks Ashley!  
Date: 8/25/2002 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 22102    lmao  
Date: 8/25/2002 10:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 22102    one tequila, two tequila, three keteela, Floor :p  
Date: 8/26/2002 10:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 55089    LOL Rika!!
Great post...really cute ;0)
*DiamondChaser*
  
Date: 8/29/2002 10:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 56410    HAHAHA, that is sooo funny, sis! If you get more, post them, I wanna see..that is so hilarious.. -AerisVampire  

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