RangeRider is no longer with usm, however I feel he wouldn't mind that I have copied and pasted his letter from hell here tonight. I thought it interesting and kind of cute. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.
MY LETTER FROM HELL........BY RANGERIDER. Date eternity 666 Burning ave. somewhere in hades. prison camp 99. Dear Rangerider Sir, it has come to our attention that "you are after our people" we have on It on good authority that you have been telling others "that they can be freed of Our master Satan" and no he doesn't have horns and a tail, but to go on with what I am saying; that they can be accepted by that other side who call themselves a Godhead. We have been told, that you are telling people; that He says "come, all of you who are burdened and I will give you rest" OH REALLY. WELL WHY HAVE WE NOT BEEN INVITED. oh well once in a while we do slip into their meetings uninvited and pull off a few jokes but by and Large we distance ourselves from them and HIM.not that we are afraid uge..... Now MR. Rangerider sir; we do not want you telling our slaves that they can be free.
We do not want you to tell them that they do not need drugs and booze and cigarettes and all those things that we use to placate them. we much do desire them to stay here with us as we love their company, just as you like the company of your dog. we keep them as pets you understand? and we have for thousands of years, and when their body dies we still can keep the spirit.
Really Sir we bid you to stop and desist telling them about HIM. WHAT FUN WILL THEY HAVE WITH HIM? YES THEY WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE BUT LOOK AT ALL THOSE EEEEEVIL little things we allow them to keep, hah hah. SIR YOU ARE BECOMING AN ENEMY TO OUR REBELLION and you sir are at war with our side for saying "all the things you have about us" OUR Master has asked that we put a stop to your works "for the other side" and your feeble attempts to hamper our growth down here. We will see to it that YOU AND ALL LIKE YOU SUFFER for these things as much as we are allowed to.
It is people like you that causes demons like us to have a bad name; and it is people like you that causes hell to get a bad rap. well some of the best people I know lives here, lets see there is Mr. Stalin and Mr. Hitler and several thousand people from all religions that I have met that pretended to know Christ while they were alive ha ha; you know what I am saying? they were living a lie. I LIKE THAT. Lets see there are some actresses here from holy-wood a pun you understand? and we have some sports figures and some guitar playing fools from the last few years, that did too much of a good thing.
Well Mr. RR; I will close for now please remember this letter and remember "that we are at war with all Christians" and that although we cannot ever, get you into hell that we can make your life "a lot like hell" and we certainly will. I hope you do not see this letter as a threat because it is a promise. watch for me, MYSELF and my millions of friends shall be watching for you. sincerely Alistair Devil
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