~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A lawyer was just getting out of his mercedes benz when a run away truck ran his car door off its hinges.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!! Look at what youve done ot my beautiful car!" He calls a tow truck in,and the driver listens to the lawyers complaints until he cant stand it. "I hate you lawyers.you are all so superficial. You are so upset over your broken car,that you havent even noticed that the truck got your hand as well!" The Lawyer finally looks at his hand for a moment.Then he screams,
"Wheres My ROLEX!!??"
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by driving over Lawyers he found on the side of the road.
One day,he saw a priest on the side of the road. "Going my way,Father?" "I need to get to the town 5 miles away," said the messenger of God. "I'll take you there," The Truck driver offered,wanting to do his good deed of the day. "Thank you," replies the priest,and he hops into the truck,and the two men go on their way. After a while,the truck driver sees a lawyer,and instinctively swerves to hit him. But almost immediately,the driver collects himself,and he swerves back onto the road at the last second,and thinks himself lucky,until he hears a 'Thud'. He nervously turns to the priest... and he apologizes, "Im sorry father,I almost hit that lawyer!" and the priest responds.... "Thats okay.
I got him with the DOOR!!!"
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