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Sage's Apprentice's Story...And He's Stickin' To It......~SpaceCase

  Author:  53836  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/6/2002 10:30:00 PM)
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Do this! Do that!
She treats me like a little brat!

Snip some cobweb and a tail of rat,
Bring it, throw it in the vat.

Get my toad's wart from the jar
If I knew magic, I'd send her far,

Maybe on a shooting star,
Or trapped behind some strong steel bars...like her sister..

Come here! Come now!
I think she's gonna have a cow!

If I served more she'd make me bow,
I feel like I'll explode..POW!

If I watch closely, I'll learn how,
To turn her into a big ol' juicy sow...I can cook..

She orders me around,
If I hear the screetching sound
Of her voice,
I'll have no choice..

I'll say a few choice words,
That I have overheard.

And then I'll turn her into a bird...like her sister ;)

:):)SpaceCase:):)

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Date: 9/6/2002 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 48939    LOL My only apprentance is my black kitty, Kurt.  
Date: 9/6/2002 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    ROTFLMBO!!!!!! That is tooooooo funny!!  
Date: 9/6/2002 10:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    It's fun...Sage has been giving me topics...she gets the outcome and I get an assignment...we are both happy duckies :) Thankks for stopping in Sis...make sure to check out the other parts of the trilogy!~SpaceCase  
Date: 9/6/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    On my way now.....duckie! hehe You do know how to swim, right? Bad joke, I know. But I am watching the weather channel right now, just for you!  
Date: 9/6/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    Lighthearted and fun, it is great! I loved reading it.  
Date: 9/6/2002 10:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53836    hehe @ Tarheel, quack quack, got my flippers ready!! Thanks Shadow..there are two more that go before this one...I am grateful to Sage for the inspiration :)~SC  
Date: 9/10/2002 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 46320    Cute SpaceCase! I like this one. Be Good...  

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