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More of my Pessimistic Quotes ~Kineti-Kid~

  Author:  54070  Category:(Quotes) Created:(9/6/2002 11:22:00 PM)
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Here's some more quotes I made up. I consider these to be the best of what I use day-to-day. I guess you'll like them.

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"Sure I'll be a motivational speaker...as long as I don't have to do anything..."

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"They tried to make me happy, which is a final frontier. I hope I no longer have to boldly go there again."

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"Door-to-door Evangelists are like pop-up windows-- they just won't go away."

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"Money can't buy happiness, unless you get the platinum care plan."

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"Happy people that glow are like the sun-- they're full of hot gas."

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"I don't pull the woll over your eyes to trick you. I do it so I don't have to look at you."

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"The best things in life are usually taken. Is that why we are available?"

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"There are other fish in the sea. Unfotunatley they are dead."

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"I have all the answers. Did I say they were correct?"

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"My father was playing a game where they all attacked him. Too bad they missed."

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"Since when is a pessimist a gloomy personality? Wait a minute..."

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"The problem with we cynics is that we are right way too often." (NOTE: Ironic, considering an earlier quote.)

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"My friend has a shirt that says "I see stupid people." I borrowed it, and started telling passerbys that I saw them."

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"I don't understand why people need to force themselves to vomit, when they could just listen to an optimist."

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"The light at the end of the tunnel is either A) An oncoming train, or B) A gleaming smile of a happy person. It's probably B). I'm not lucky enough for the first one."

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and to leave you off, here's one I didn't make up, but I probably could've:

"I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin." - Leonard Cohen

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Date: 9/7/2002 4:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 7952    hmmmmmmm...  
Date: 9/7/2002 4:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 7952    Why would you want to think Pesimistic all the time?? i dont get it... stop drowning yourself in depressing thoughts.. its pretty pathetic actually... Lifes not that bad..  
Date: 9/7/2002 4:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54070    Yes. Life is. It's my job as a pessimist to bring people back down to earth, and get sense, so they can pity me. It's all in a days' work.  
Date: 9/7/2002 5:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 7952    *rolls eyes*... you're going to have a very very sad life, my friend. I DO feel for you.. i pray that you open your eyes.. and realise that life is a GIFT to be thankful for and experienced in the best way possible.. I'm sorry but i do not understand people like you... i just dont get it.  
Date: 9/7/2002 8:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54070    Please. It's fine that you pity me, but you don't need to exacerbate it to the point that you have to pray for me to open my eyes. Pessimists are usually more artistic, and have more mentality. A tad ironic, no? You don't have to "get" me. I'm just me. I sardonically mock people, and they don't get it which is fine with me, as in my heart I know that even though they pity me, I pity them more. (I'm not pitying you, lol. Calm down.) Anyway, you don't have to feel sorry for me. I like who I am. Pessimism is just part of my identity. *shrug*  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 42522    why would u want to think like this???? Your life sounds pretty depressing......  
Date: 9/7/2002 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 7952    *agrees with Barbie*  
Date: 9/7/2002 9:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54070    Look, there's obviously some confusion here. I am a pessimist. That means I am blunt with people. Cynicism is taking it too far. That's to the point of not even bothering with anything. That's it. I'm just blunt. I don't really know why I like it. I just do.  
Date: 9/9/2002 1:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 39129    i dont see what people are complaining about..I like em. lol  
Date: 9/9/2002 5:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54070    Thank-you, Ouija. See? This is just humor, people! Jeez, I don't question your method of life, do I?  
Date: 9/14/2002 12:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 57158    I like these, i think they're awesome. Maybe only pessimistic people find the worth in them.. i dunno. Thanks for posting tho. ~*Dangerously Tempted*~  

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