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excused absent notes. kurli103

  Author:  54803  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/7/2002 10:30:00 PM)
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1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

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Date: 9/7/2002 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 38095    Hmm... Not bad!  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    ROFLMAO really good thanks for the post!!  
Date: 9/7/2002 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 37706    LMAO, those were really funny  
Date: 9/7/2002 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 53961    <on the floor!!!!!!!!> LOL!!!!!!!!  
Date: 9/7/2002 11:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    LMAO..i love these..i am gonna bookmark them..LOL  
Date: 9/7/2002 11:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    LMAO..i love these..i am gonna bookmark them..LOL  
Date: 9/7/2002 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    srry for the 2 sendings...  
Date: 9/8/2002 11:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 61782    I have heard these before, but they are soo funny, lol---Evilgeminitwin23  
Date: 9/8/2002 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 25922    haha! these are really funny!
Date: 9/8/2002 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 8214    haha these are great.  
Date: 9/12/2002 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 56369    lol! ahhh  
Date: 4/5/2003 12:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL!  
Date: 9/24/2005 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Those are pretty funny.  
Date: 10/28/2007 1:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*...Great stuff...  

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