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I'M SO BORED I MAY KILL------KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Discussion) Created:(9/8/2002 8:58:00 PM)
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I'm bored, so very bored. University life is boring. I went for a nude run which normally is exciting for a while but even that didn't raise my excitement level. The guy next to me is trying to score with some cyber chick in the middle of the computer lab and even that isn't exciting. The girl across from me is choking on a substandard platypus shake and I thought maybe the heimlich manouvre would work but even then that's not exciting. As I watch my friends dog save a young child from a house fire I find myself wondering why am I so bored. I would kill for something exciting if I hadn't already killed one of those annoying telemarketer's ten minutes ago (and even that isn't exciting anymore). Oh well I guess I'll just go to the pub. What's the moral of the story? Don't call me in the middle of dinner asking me if I want to answer a stupid survey!!!!!!!

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Date: 9/8/2002 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    playing in traffic always entertains me for at least an hour  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45630    Unfortunatly I did that and I found the cars annoyingly avoided me.  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    LOL I love the moral but I hate the calls you get when you are in the shower with shampoo in your hair then they just want to seel you soemthing or want to know if you would like to contribute to this or that. Oh so annoying. Loved this story.Thanks for sharing  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 19927    lol Kurt!! do what i do....when i'm bored i go out for joyrides and drive under 18-wheelers ( i really do that, its such a great thrill!)  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    and the word I was looking for was sell not seel  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Hmmm lets see. To beat boredom..... take the substandard platypus shake, pour it on the teacher, the climb up on the desk and begin a tabledance for the girl you just took the shake from. Make sure the guy on the other computer has his webcam turned on to you so the girls he is trying to score with can see a real guy in action!!! Then take the sheila with you to the pub for a few drinks. Make sure she buys them or at least buys you a few platypus shake's for dancing for her!!! Ok I gotta go will ttyl  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 56369    lol playing in traffic, heres an idea. Lie on the ground on the side of the road. Wait till a car comes and when they stop, ask for money. Or Lie on the side of the road and get some frineds to run to you when A car comes, looking worried. When the car stops, ask for money. Thats What I did with my cousins on holiday when We wanted to buy some lollies but lost our money. well go out and have fun.. quit being bored.. Cos yea I hate boredom too!  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    wait until some big trucks are comin at ya, they dont avoid anything  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 49498    lie face down on a crowded sidewalk and dont move. Then, after people crowd around start asking you if youre okay, just get up and walk off all nonchalantly  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 19927    Impersonate some Tom Green stunts!! LMAO!  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45630    Tom Green is funny. But he's no where as kool as Ali G. Man that guy is funny.  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 58976    lol, thats funny stuff man =Michael_Myers=  
Date: 9/8/2002 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    i know what ya mean. i am pretty bored myself today. work is slow and even though i have stuff in my in-tray to do i just cant get motivated. i have mountain of homework i should be doing but cant be bothered. instead i've just been hanging around online all day ..... hope my boss doesnt check to surver!!!! :)  
Date: 9/8/2002 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 20559    LOL.,... sounds like me allll the time  

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