I was walking down the street when I hopped out of the car door. I looked up at the sun and I thought geez the stars are pretty tonight. When I looked away I noticed that my seeing eye dog was running away. Naturally I hopped into my car and ran after it. When I eventually caught it I found a non sticky sticker attached to it's hair. I picked it off my dog and it read property of kurtvedder. At this moment my worst enemy michael barkley yelled out to me hey you illierate moron what ya reading, to which I replied "the instructions on how to shut your mammas mouth". He came over and said "No need to be like that", Our mum would hate to hear that". What's the moral of this story? Don't come near me when I'm bored coz I am dangerous.
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