In 3 seconds...my god,everything has to happen to me.doesnt it?LOL! Well,in the words and law of murphy,whatever can go wrong,WILL go wrong!!
I was just eating mashed potatoes and gravy,at my grams house,minding my own business,when my friend comes over,and she wants to play Mancala with me!
So she expects me to stuff my face and run out to the bench!
So i almost shove some into HER mouth! And she just stares at me like im crazy,cause she thought i had been kidding when i said,"What?Youi want me to shove this spoonful into my mout?@! How about i shove it into YOUR mouth!!??" And she had nodded,sooo...
I tried to... and she ate none....so she goes out to the bench in front of my grams house,and waits for me...well,im done,so i put away my dishes.and i practically ran out to meet her... more like tripped....
Now here was what happened "IN 3 SECONDS" as my friend called it!
When i 'ran out to meet her',well...my gram now has tile in the living room,so i was slipping when i tried to get out the door! So im trying to control the foot work and i bang my hand on the screen door as i jump out the doorway. I immediately start jumping up and down in pain,but after the second jump,my sandal slid out from under me and flew 3 feet away at LEAST ,I landed on my rear and broke out laughing!
My friend is laughing,and i try to tell her it isnt funny,and she says,
"Oh man,Paula,DAAaaAAAANG!! That (word deleted,lol) happened in like 3 seconds,girl!" and then when i said it was a "slip and slide" all my own,she starts singing,"Sha walla walla,sha bang bang!"
and preaks out laughing! I was sooo upset,but i couldnt help but laugh! You had to be there,it was so funny to watch! At least from Jess's view!
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