Bush stood at his small counter glaring off into space seeming to be looking for something while Jim popped up a question, "Ok, this one is for Bush. Mr.Bush, what is your Social security and Medicare plan for the elderly?"
"Well Jim," Al Gore answered, " I would like to interrupt here and introduce you to my friend Edna. " H eolds a up picture of an old lady.
" Edna is 94, and lives on Social security. She has TVA, Bronchidas, Pheumonia, Lung, Liver, and Panchriatic Cancer. And due to a few recent strokes and an unfortunate shark attack, Edna is paralzyzed the from the waste down. One time, her arm has to be amputated, it got infected and then re-attached. And sometimes she tells me, she has to choose each week on whether to eat, or treat her Panchriatic cancer. Now all this sums up to a STAGGERING $144,000,000 a month. Now under my plan, all her medicare bills would be coveres, but under my opponents plan. Well, her house would be burnt to the ground." ~SlightOfHand
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